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greedy pressure

When you fatten a girl up against her knowledge or will, so you can feel the pressure of her huge body as she rides you. A way to easily own your girl by overfeeding her, and then stuff all her holes. The term is found in Eliza Valora’s novel Fat Monster
“Forget weighted blanket, I’m into greedy pressure and pop off when she’s putting it all down on me.”
by GreedyDaddy February 4, 2025
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Oh god, I donno, I mean we definitely can't publicize the fact that the AI is stolen and there's a right wing conspiracy to steal it.
Hym "I don't know if that will create pressure in the other direction but... You know... I'll get control of it either way but like... I am NOT a fun guy, like, AT ALL... Ya know? But hey, whatever man. You guys do you. See how that works. Literally everything I do works UP TO AND INCLUDING creating AI with urban dictionary posts so... Yeah. Whatever."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Pressure washing

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect
Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"
by Kiddy man February 24, 2025
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