Long long ago on mount olympis Captiva was forged by Zeus him self, who gave it to Moses on a stone tablet, who threw it at napoleon, who lost it in a game of cards to Michael Phelps, who used it to swim across the Atlantic and the then sold it to Amelia Earhart for a subway contract, where it was lost at sea along with Amelia, when years later Lara Croft found it in a tomb along side a pile of left socks and my academy award for best speech, then Lara took the Captiva and placed it under Dr. Nagata's pillow where he descovered it the next morning.
by Chad A.W. June 23, 2011
Get the Legend of Captivamug. Surveyor or other peoples who help landlords of properties recover money owed to them for repairs, decorating and more.
Mark: You cannot make us pay a bean cuz.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
Pav: Sit back down, we has done the work and you gonna pay up. We is dilaps legends!
Mark: No way.... damm.
by Surveyingcuz October 9, 2023
Get the Dilaps Legendmug. They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
Get the Urban Legendmug. Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
Get the Carl the Legendmug. A good time with friends where no movement occurs and many units are consumed. Normally in a lounge.
by Suavs January 12, 2018
Get the boozey legendmug. the k-pop boy group ATEEZ, who debuted in October 2018, and are already dominating the k-pop industry.
George: have you heard ATEEZ is going on tour already? Most of the dates are sold out already!
Me: Wow, they're rookie legends!
Me: Wow, they're rookie legends!
by dank-meme-420 February 25, 2019
Get the Rookie legendsmug. 