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LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
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Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
by phytadesk February 2, 2021
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The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.
On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game
by City of Dylan February 22, 2021
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Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
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Basement Guard

The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.
by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022
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yoint guard

when a man wants to play the position that a woman should play in a man’s life.. yikeysss
“naaa, u playing gay guy games… pause, clearly a starting yoint guard!”
by sretaw, trebor June 14, 2022
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changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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