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clap worthy

A girl that is good enough to have sex with.
Mannnn, that girl is totally clap worthy.
by The____ging May 27, 2018
mugGet the clap worthymug.

clapping bones

When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys
Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads
by Kjb569 December 16, 2018
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Clap Buttcheeks

To clap ones buttcheeks, to best or defeat in a battle of will and wits.
Clap Buttcheeks:

Oh this guy has no idea I'm here. I'm about to clap this dudes buttcheeks.

This dude talking shit is about to get his buttcheeks clapped.
by Migssy Elliot March 20, 2019
mugGet the Clap Buttcheeksmug.

Sack Clapping

When a man is fucking another man and they are going so hard their ballsacks are clapping together. Only straight on Tuesdays and if you have socks on.
Guy1: my balls hurt so much!
Guy2: why?
Guy1: I was sack clapping last night with my homie

Guy2: that’s gay
Guy1: I had socks on so it cancels out
by Clapper tapper rapper February 28, 2019
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crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.
i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap
by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
mugGet the crap clapmug.

JLo Clap

The action of filming yourself or someone else on the floor closing his/her legs together in a strange location. This is derived from a dance move in Jennifer Lopez's performance at the 2013 Billboard Awards. Unlike "planking", which requires still pictures, the "JLo Clap" requires the action to be filmed on video.

To successfully "JLo Clap", follow these easy steps:
1) Pick an outrageous or strange location (e.i. Starbucks, Shopping Center, Bathroom, Disneyland)
2) Lay down with your legs fully extended in the air and prepare your camera/phone near your lower abdominal area (making sure your legs are not seen in the shot)
3) Start filming
4) Open and close your legs multiple times, keeping them fully extended throughout your video
5) Stop the video after 5-10 sec, making sure your legs are unseen in the shot after the completion of your video
6) Upload your video on Youtube, Facebook, Vine, Snap Chat, Vimeo, etc.

The more outrageous the situation, the more hilarious your video will be. Some example labels for your videos are as followed:
"JLo clapping in the mall"
"JLo clapping with Mickey Mouse"

OR

"JLo getting some groceries"
"JLo getting some Starbucks"

OR

"I just JLo clapped on the street"
"I JLo clapped under the eifel tower"

The possibilities are endless! You are still able to take still pictures of yourself/someone "JLo clapping", but it is more effective captured on video.

Have fun, and make those legs JLo Clap ;)
JLo Clap Jennifer Lopez JLo clap Billboard Awards 2013 Pitbull New Planking legs make it clap
by JLo Clap May 22, 2013
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Wolf clap

The noise generated from the clapping of the palm to the back of the hand. The Wolf clap is a mating call of sorts. If you hear the wolf clap you should get the hell out. The Wolf clap may also be accompanied by such words as "I'd fuck you boy!" whilst eye contact is maintained. Hearing the wolf clap is synonymous with imminent unwanted penetration from the one they call the wolf.
Fear built as the wolf clap echoed, coming closer and closer. The clap sounded and the victim knew penetration was immanent.
by Jonny and Steve July 4, 2018
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