Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

to the bat cave

When a girl is on all fours on the bed during sex and you pull out, scream “TO THE BAT CAVE!” and thrust her off the bed

When I finished last night Sophie went to the bat cave

by Joel McKenna May 19, 2018

batwings in the cave

a combination of bat wings and bats in the cave. meaning having a pair of sweaty balls in your nose.

Hey dude, want a tissue? You've got batwings in the cave!

by urbandickchinairy March 30, 2008

man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.

"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"

by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013

turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom September 2, 2017

kid cave

Synonym for vagina, ass, or mouth when referring to areas of the female anatomy where men release their sperm. Mainly used for when referring to the pussy.

I can't wait to fill your kid cave with baby gravy!

by Teddygrams254 February 21, 2015

cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

by daedalusVT April 16, 2009