Mexican job fair

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.

Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.

by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011

Wasco County Fair

When a cow takes a dump on your chest.

That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?

by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010

fair-weather friend

A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.

When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

fair lawn, nj

Town of about 30 something,000 people. Prodominately Russian and Italian. Lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. Could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. Borders Paterson. Is about 15 minutes from NYC and is within 5-10 minutes of the Garden State Plaza and a few other malls. Local highways are Rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, Garden State Parkway exits 156-161. Home to Giovanni's Deli.

I was in Fair Lawn, NJ and ended up in Paterson.

by Mike Fasciano August 3, 2007

Charbroil Fair Burger

A special burger that's spiced with Parlsey, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Charbroil Fair Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018