Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Tennis Talentschule

Theres is the legend of Hubschmid that says he wears a t-shirt of it regularly
Hubschmid, the wearer of Tennis Talentschule is an extravagant schmied for hubs (pornhug, githug)

Hey isch das dis Tennis Talentschule T-shirt

by mike_zvz May 24, 2023

Reverse Tennis Elbow

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.

After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.

by SWilsonMc October 9, 2018

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023

fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.

The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.

Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

Tennie

A short and not so intelligent person.

Mario = "Wow, look at Tennie she is kind of short."

Karry = "I heard she had bad grades"

by powerleo4809boom July 5, 2022