"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"
"How was it?"
"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"
"How was it?"
"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"
by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019
Get the Pooper tennis mug.A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
Get the fag tennis mug.To refer to a song on an album that is bad and doesn't fit the overall theme of the album. Most commonly used in reference to slower ballad type songs on an album. Originated from "Tennis (0:0)" on Itzy's "GUESS WHO" EP.
Silver: "Hey, What is your least favorite song on Wonder Girls' Reboot album?"
Bri: "Remember, it is such a tennis."
Silver: "Yeah, I agree glad were on the same page amazing cool awesome friend"
Bri: "Remember, it is such a tennis."
Silver: "Yeah, I agree glad were on the same page amazing cool awesome friend"
by skeeterboi_seeyalaterboi May 25, 2021
Get the Tennis mug.by Me647482 April 21, 2021
Get the Tennis mug.Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.
Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
Get the Capitalist tennis mug.Bear fit n dat- Big bunda- hot Gets all the children (dw he now has a retaining order hes not allowed within a 3 mile radius of a child of primary school)
by Smolly, bradshaw July 9, 2021
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