alarm tard

Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!

Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!

by Dj Ezdik February 27, 2014

Bagin' Tard

Grocery store bagger who is also retarded

Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.

by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004

f-tard

An idiot, retard, someone of a stupid mind, with no commom sense.

UGHHH! You F-TARD!

by Applemartinidinosaurpurplerain July 16, 2008

tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

by Kyle Magnan April 06, 2005

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 02, 2013

Urb-tard

People on urban dictionary who create pointless words that nobody will use only to promote their political views. (For example, this post.)

"Man, whoever added this definition was a real Urb-tard"

by Jenna Taleia January 31, 2017

book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 27, 2008