taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013

Twiddly Taint

when the taint has so much curly pubic hair it looks like an afro, commonly seen on African American males.

Bro did you see Jared butt-naked at the party last night? He has a massive cock!
All I could see was that Colin Kaepernick lookin twiddly taint, that man needs a shave!

by Le Laguna May 12, 2019

Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

by PadddeeTheNonce February 29, 2020

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

Taint Focus

When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.

I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.

by Diggitty May 11, 2011

taint troft

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.

when someone is licking up and down between her vagina and asshole the "taint troft"

by killdtheone1 August 3, 2010