Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication
I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.
by SportySport July 8, 2009
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My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
by thorass March 24, 2011
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Similar to the grundle of dawn; the taint of dawn comes just prior to the ass crack of dawn. The taint of dawn is between the hours of 3am - 5am, and only applies when you must wake up between these hours.
I had to wake up at the taint of dawn to catch my flight.
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
Good thing i woke up at the taint of dawn and got out before that whore woke up!!!
by Maddog and J'Rod January 11, 2009
Get the Taint of Dawn mug.A hand or face towel used to polish up the rectal area after leaving a sloppy wet stinker in the toilet.
guy 1: Fuck it! What is this brown stain on my face towel?
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
guy 2: Oh, my bad, I thought that was a taint rag. I had to do some maintenance after that sloppy wet turd I just unloaded in your crapper.
by Jag Joke March 2, 2009
Get the taint rag mug.The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
by j0hnnyscene July 17, 2011
Get the taint-painter mug.A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.
"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"
by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011
Get the Taint Burger mug.The taint saw is when you make a fist and stick your thumb in the air while making engine sounds. To taint saw another person your run up sneakily while making the engine sounds and jab your thumb into their taint and move it around very rapidly then yell taint saw.
Someone yelling" (insert your state,hometown,etc) taint saw massacre"
Example: Pennsylvania taint saw massacre
Example: Pennsylvania taint saw massacre
by big willy mcClain May 8, 2006
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