tab is slang for track ass bitch. people who are track-try hards might be called this. if you actually run those shitty 5k’s that your school hosts then you might be referred to as a tab.
a tab: *runs the 5k in 20 minutes*
me: omg what a mf tab
my friend: ikr. all tabs are complete dumbasses
me: omg what a mf tab
my friend: ikr. all tabs are complete dumbasses
by urban dick god June 02, 2019
by BeccaG October 17, 2013
user 1 : hey man wanna try a felix tab with me ??
user 2 : na brew iv got green leaves they are stronger than felix's
user 2 : na brew iv got green leaves they are stronger than felix's
by jesse.jackknife April 19, 2009
One who keeps multiple tabs open on their computer browser. Tab rats seldom close a tab and at times have so many open they slowdown or crash their computer. Confronted with unwanted audio playback they can have trouble finding the source as they sort through tab after tab. Analogous to a pack rat.
My mom the tab rat tortures her computer, never closing a tab on her browser while complaining about how slowly it runs.
by farbolous November 22, 2018
I had to look up something on the google, but as soon as I opened a new tab I instantly got tab amnesia, stared at my screen a minute, and viewed some porn instead.
by tabber April 15, 2012
(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
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