system requirements

What attributes your computer must have to be able to run or install a program, eg. hard drive space, RAM, processor speed, etc.

The system requirements for this game is 128MB RAM, 400MHz processor, and 1GB of free hard drive space.

by Isi Oamen February 8, 2004

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

system of a down

A cool Rock band, only called "Pop" by rich christian ass-rapers that like to suck cock and love the system.

Damn, Im such an ass-Raper so i hate SOAD.

by Red Hot Chili Pepper September 9, 2003

system of a down

An LA based band whose music once possessed a unique and original blend of armenian and metal influences with deep political subject matter.

But now (November 2005) has abandonned their raw sounding roots towards more melodic/pop vocal directions due to the lead guitarists (Daron Malakian) change in musical taste, although still holding true to their original political lyrical content.

SOAD fan 1 : The New Album Rocks!! System of a Down Rules!! So do Deftones and Mars Volta!! Yea!!

Soad fan 2 : What the hell are you talking about, the first album was the best. They sounded like Slayer, now they sound like everything else on the radio.

Soad fan 3 : You're both whack. Just shut up and enjoy the music.

by Zareh December 28, 2005

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003

Systematic Chaos

Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.

Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II

You ought to buy Systematic Chaos!

by fretfire! July 16, 2007

system of a down

first off, there are way too many people saying how System of a Down "is crappy pop music" "lyric's make no sense" "overrated" Pop? are you kidding me? You cannot place the likes of Britney Spears and The Click Five with System of a Down. The lyrics are one of the reasons so many people love them. They are so abstract and SOAD lets you decifer what you think the song meaning should be. Someone quoted 'Cigaro' saying how the lyrics (My cock is much bigger than yours/My cock can walk right through the door) are stupid, but you don't even get the meaning. FYI, the song is about how everyone wants to have their stuff bigger and better than everyone elses'. Its mocking the American way: We have bigger weapons, bigger trucks, bigger food, etc. System of a Down is DEFINATLY not overrated. The music is incredible. Simple guitar riffs? Daron, the guitar player, is an incredibly talented person, as is everyone else in the band. All you metal-chomping shitheads who have this harder-core-than-thou attitude need to take a reality check. Just because they are famous, well-known, and are ont he radio doesn't lower the quality of the music. So what if they are popular? They DESERVE the fame-they're simply the best.

System of a Down, the first album is the best by far. Its their self-titled; BUY IT!!

by icannotcleanthebloodoffthesheetsinmybed April 26, 2006