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the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010
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Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
by Qsamma May 21, 2013
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Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
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Suprise Bukkake

When a group of men ejaculate on a person who is not expecting it
Hey Burty, go lure Andrew to the park, and we'll jump out of the bushes and give him a suprise bukkake, he will love it!!!!
by suave212 May 4, 2010
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Shia Suprise

When a character you thought was dead in a tv show or book series comes back
I thought Merle had died on The Walking Dead, that was a Shia Suprise
by Megachief February 8, 2015
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Nasty Nalga Surprise

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.
by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007
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turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
by skinrm250 May 13, 2005
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