Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke

Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah

by Teki December 26, 2023

Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.

That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.

by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

Silver Gun Superman

A word in which to describe someone who is particularly good at using hypodermic needles that may or may not be used for heroin use

Man you really are a silver gun superman doc!

by B.Zorro April 27, 2022

The Superman

A sexual act in which you hang yourself from your roof in the same position as superman would when flying and let you partner furiously stroke your 4 inch monster to oblivion , making you arrive in seconds , the same way Superman would arrive anywhere in seconds.

me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast

by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024

superman

a fly guy.

I would consider myself very fly, or a superman.

by jerris March 19, 2022

Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025