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superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.
I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.
by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008
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liquid superman

The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!
Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!
by purpleraider2626 June 7, 2010
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superman prime

A prime version of yourself. This definition came from a book called " Being Superman " by Christian Cassarly
by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020
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being superman

A term used from the title of the book " Being Superman" written by the Author Christian Cassarly. It represents a individual doing their best by emulating the superhero's mentality of freedom, peace and justice.
Today I was "being superman" at my new job.
by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020
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Superman Solos

The entire Invisible and The Boys universes
Hym "The Boys can't exist in space and Superman can just drag viltrumites into the sun. And AS HE DRAGS VILTRUMITES INTO THE SUN... He ACTIVELY GETS STRONGER every time he does it. Superman Solos both."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Superman

Noun:
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
Girl: Who's that guy?? I just saw him help an old lady cross the street and beat up a biker dude who was trying to rob her!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!
by Littleladybird04 August 31, 2024
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The Superman

A sexual act in which you hang yourself from your roof in the same position as superman would when flying and let you partner furiously stroke your 4 inch monster to oblivion , making you arrive in seconds , the same way Superman would arrive anywhere in seconds.
me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast
by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024
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