superman sex

a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying
man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice
by trashdefiner69 April 15, 2021
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liquid superman

The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!
Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!
by purpleraider2626 June 04, 2010
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When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.

Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
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Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.
That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.
by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021
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Jewish Superman

When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest
I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.
by Mr. Manhattan August 04, 2023
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Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.
Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?
by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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