a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.
Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!
by I feel beasty June 20, 2009
Get the dingleberry slinger mug.by geoffreyc November 29, 2013
Get the peanut slinger mug.Take a used condom, put it between two fingers, pull back with the opposite hand stretching the condom in the loaded position, aim, finally let that mutha fucka fly.
Ricky was on some dumb shit today so I got 'em upside the face with a bukkake slingshot. Dumb son of a bitch.
by BrownJ March 10, 2017
Get the Bukkake Slingshot mug.Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.
by goobershanker April 6, 2004
Get the granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling mug.Derived from the word shlong (a penis). The word shling is an insulting term for an exceptionally small penis. The word was popularised by a former girlfriend of the amateur musician, Ted Hamer who ridiculed his ludicrously small member. Little wonder that he spent those long nights alone playing with his organ.
by Ted Hamer June 21, 2004
Get the Shling mug.A maneuver done during sexual intercourse, usually after orgasm. The male anally penetrates the female in a doggy style or bent over fashion, then pulls out his penis, taps his partner on the shoulder to get her to turn around, and then pulls his erection back and lets go, flicking onto the face of his partner a combination of pheses, semen, and whatever other miscellanious fluids, solids, gasses, or occasionally plasmas may be present on the penis at that time.
"So I heard Robby was taking it in the ass from his owner last night!"
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
"That's not all, when Sam was done with him she hit him with a Guatemalan Slingshot!"
"Well, you know... it's gotta end with you looking like a bitch."
by BrazillianButtFartFetish November 3, 2008
Get the Guatemalan Slingshot mug.When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.
Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.
by beer snob May 11, 2007
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