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Straight up Jew

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
by g-diggity February 24, 2008
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straight vibin

When someone is just feeling the music, allowing themselves to immerse themselves- your heartbeat syncing with the beat. Dancing, having a good time, acting the maggot , just vibin .
Person 1: *dancing with reckless abandon to an absolute bop*
Person 2: "What're they doing?"
Person 3: "They're just straight vibin, dude!"

Person 1: *bopping their head to music in the back seat*
Person 2: "You okay?"
Person 3: "I'm just straight vibin!"
by eattrashbefree November 27, 2019
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Hershey Stain

A trail of fecal matter left in undergarments due to poor hygenical ass-wiping. Popularized by Dave Chappelle
"...until I get a whiff of your Hershey Stains..." - "Piss on you"
by Cicatriz December 28, 2004
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straight up

like the straight arrow, flying forward towards its target, straight up gets straight to the point. No bullshit, I am telling you exactly what I mean.
We should go to a movie straight up.
Dude straight up, lets do this.
by Andrew Shea August 23, 2004
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shit stain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.
you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit stain looks like shit.
by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011
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staring relationship

when you're walking in school or something and you just happen to to look at someone and they are staring at you, so you stare back. this staring at each other happens multiples of times, causing you and this other person to have a "staring relationship".
Raven- man, some guy is like burning a hole through my face.

Joshua- what do you mean?

Raven- some guy in my first period class stares at me all the time.

Joshua- well maybe he was staring at you cause you're just so darn-good delectable.

Raven- truuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Joshua- i was kidding.

Raven- oh.

Joshua- haha yeah well you're now in a staring relationship... arent they great?

Raven- lmao, sure guy, w/e you say...
by Josh Doe Smith September 10, 2006
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cum stains

male or female love juice that has been left to dry on an absorbent surface, usually dark sheets or underwear.
Fuck look at these cum stains! My mom is gonna know I regularly beat off in bed when she cleans my sheets.
by ennisinaus July 25, 2010
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