Sheltered Yogurt

- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.

Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah

or

Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!

by Angel Tears April 4, 2007

Seltsam

German for weird. Used often by geeks in your life who try to be insulting.

kaitlin: get your shoes off my chair
alex: get over it seltsam
kaitlin: dork.

by kmillzz April 1, 2010

Stealth Grope

The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.

Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Selta

Slang word for good looking.... Fit, peng, banging, hot.

Typically used by teenagers in the UK

Andrew: Emily you look selta in that dress girl!
Emily: Aw thanks b

by Laydddddddd October 21, 2015

Stealth Wealth

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.

John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.

by LadyOrion February 13, 2018

Stealth mission

A stealth mission is an assignment that requires you to be stealth in order to have an advantage.

Trying to get close to an objective without being discovered.usually during a stealth mission.

by Passwords 69 July 6, 2018

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020