the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.
Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.
Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.
Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!
by redsphanatic November 25, 2010
Get the bitch statusmug. Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.
A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
by big moe dorito April 17, 2009
Get the Whale Statusmug. a heterosexual act that involves double penetration with a ratio of 2 men and 1 woman; it is performed similarly to the Eiffel Tower position, except the men are holding one pair of hands at chest level to resemble the Declaration of Independence Tablet, and the other pair are holding a bottle of whiskey in the air to resemble the Torch
by jesusstepfather March 17, 2015
Get the Statue of Libertymug. by seiken1 February 25, 2006
Get the rockstar-statusmug. by Premierr November 29, 2006
Get the Steen Statusmug. by Eric Ruiz June 23, 2003
Get the G-Statusmug. When normal, everyday attractive girls attempt to compare their good looks to those of airbrushed models and supermodels.
by Kellygurl859 August 11, 2007
Get the Model Statusmug.