Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018

Fat Squirt

Fat squirt is the female equivalent of a fat nut

Usually in response to attention

1.
Person 1: Dude, did you see I got 200 likes on my post?
Person 2: Fat squirt, am I right boys?

2.

Fuck yeah! #1 Fortnite victory royal, fat squirt gamers

by Agario and solitaire lover February 8, 2020

Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

Hershey squirt

When you are taking a shit and its runny and your shit has the color of a hershey's bar

rob: tf is that smell?
landon: I just had a hershey squirts in the bathroom

by landmaster40 May 20, 2016

No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

chicken squirt

A cocktail consisting of ice, 2 jiggers of Gin, 3 jiggers of Squirt.

Yo, Beeatch! Git yo hanz off my jug o' Chicken Squirt!

by Miles December 30, 2003