A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
Get the Bushy squirrelmug. by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018
Get the Silver squirrelmug. A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009
Get the pet-squirrelmug. Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
Get the sea squirrelmug. When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018
Get the Thirsty Squirrelmug. The sensual act of fervently secreting a significant number of walnuts into some tramp's chocolate starfish. Once packed tightly, place both hands on each rump and crush each cheek together to persistently excrete the now shelled walnuts into your open mouth.
Keith's walnut cracker had broken. He was sad. He found a tramp at the local bar who was willing to let him squirrel a large number of walnuts in her ass in order to get his fill of the Tallahessee Squirrel
by ivorwindybottom December 21, 2012
Get the Tallahessee Squirrelmug. by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022
Get the Material Squirrelmug.