smurf sex

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face

dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!

by baddoggy April 26, 2006

Scurf

One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.

Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!

by Snausage April 2, 2005

smurf

another word for weed.

Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.

by the charlie January 14, 2009

papa smurf

The big cheese respect to the big man.

Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa smurf always keeps hes pimp hand strong.

by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009

the smurfs

communist propoganda

damn those commies! i mean smurfs

by andrew yeh December 14, 2003

smurfjerk

noun portmanteau

1. very short person who is also a jerk.

2. a group of smurfs who are closely seated next to each other in the form of a circle for the purpose of jerking each other off.

3. someone who is desperate enough to jerk off a smurf for money.

Bro 1: "OH MY FUCKING GOD?! Do they ever raise the height limits on the damn Superman Ride? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't be such a smurfjerk".

Dud 3: "Yo guess what I just saw: Kelsey and Chelsea making out.. huzzahhh."
Dud 4 (after taking DMT): "I guess that's fine considering I secretly fell in love with a scorpion who convinced the beaver-king of letting me join a secret underground smurfjerk. I can't really describe how I felt during the whole experience."

Ho 5: "That guy was tiny yooo, I had no choice but to give him a 50% discount for a lil' smurfjerk".

by For2 May 19, 2010

Werf Snurfer

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites at the bubbles *chomp chomp chomp*

"Dude your such a Werf Snurfer"

"WTF don't be a Werf Snurfer you creep"

"I totally saw your mom Werf Snurfing last night"

by Classy N' Trashy November 3, 2009