spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 25, 2005

spraying the coyote piss

1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.

2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.

Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.

"C'mon bro, you're really spraying the coyote piss; all the chicks are over there."

by beeflat February 10, 2010

Spinning Heads

When your with a group of people and your talking multiple shots and no one can function anymore.

Guy 1: Yo, what chu do last night?

Guy 2: Me and chris both threw down for a bottle and
all of us were spinning heads.

by rollinnug March 9, 2010

Spinning Tardis

Northern game whilst smoking cannabis.

Bong is made out of half a coke bottle and a bread bag.

One person inhales the bong whilst doing a headstand and a friend spins them around.

Wow look at Alex doing a spinning tardis

by sh82 November 12, 2011

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Spinning the Dreidel

Pleasuring one's self. Masturbating.

"Fortunately Ren was NOT spinning her dreidel in her locked room!"

"Why is Cindy so late to our meeting?"
"She's probably in her room spinning the dreidel"

by D3a38Hex December 10, 2018