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spoon

An ambiguous sexual term that can mean to have sex, to cuddle (after sex), or to have sex in a specific position.
by Andio March 20, 2004
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big spoon

The outside (taller) partner in spooning.
Invented by American Indians as a way to bring peace and harmony to the universe. The habit was taken over by their successors and given this name after switching to silver hardware to communicate with higher forces. Spread over Europe after WWII and heavy presence of peace-making troops as part of the Marshall plan. During the 1960s feminists fought their right to be big spoon in heterosexual relations. Nevertheless, at the beginning of the 21st century, more conservative forces brought things back to the previous order, forbidding by law shorter partners to play the role of big spoon. It all started in Germany during the cold winter of 2008 after it was discovered that the heat of big spoon was sufficient to save electricity and gas used for heating, saving the Earth from energy collapse. As a consequence, this reversed the global warming process and saved humankind from its final destruction and complete disappearance.
After the new law was brought in Germany in 2008, Steve had to be big spoon forever.
by Maja Novak January 14, 2008
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spoondane

Yolanda was totally trippin' when she saw my spoondane
by RagnarIII August 25, 2006
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spoon ejaculation

flicking a food that could possibly look like sperm off the end of a bent spoon towards a person or persons.
John - "dude you better not spoon ejaculate those mash potatoes on me."

Ben - "come on dude when's the last time i did that?"

John - "um yesterday! u stained my shirt with your damn spoon ejaculation!"
by bloodrush140 March 18, 2010
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gold spoon

To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for
Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.
by LilCrouton May 10, 2020
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spoon feed that ho

When your fucking a girl, you pull out, bust ur nut on a spoon and tell the girl she doesnt look well... so you shove that spoon all the way down the bitch's throat
Yo, last night i spoon feed that ho, and she fucking swallowed all that shit.
by A-Mo December 9, 2007
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Spoon Fish

using a spoon to fish out all the best pieces of a mixture
Quit spoon fishin all the cashews out of the mixed nuts!

No spoon fishing all the meat out of that pot of chili.
by W Pennypacker January 7, 2010
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