Omg don't even get me started on this wack yellow ass square ass nigga!!!!!!! This bitch got holes in him like he just gor back from the fucking Vietnam war. And bruh I ain't gonna lie hes low key thicc af like theres one episode where his pants fall down and holy fuCk Are his booty cheeks so plump and cute like OwO I just wanna eat his ass and put some tapitio on it yummy yummy in my tummy. But fr why that nigga squidward always look sad like just fucking end your life you stupid ass pussy
Squidward: "sir can I please have a raise"
Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock
Spongebob: hahaha abortion
Mr.krabs: shut yo bitch ass up and suck this fat ass red shrimp cock
Spongebob: hahaha abortion
by Uugachacka123nikka February 17, 2019
Get the Spongebobmug. When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020
Get the Impeccable Spongebobmug. Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024
Get the hey spongebob what are yall eatinmug. (verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019
Get the spongebobmug. Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.
The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)
Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)
Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.
Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!
by Broboiii June 23, 2024
Get the Spongebob Syndromemug. by angcacchio September 18, 2020
Get the SpongeBobmug.