lil soldier

a guys penis, he calls it his lil soldier cuz his penis searches the small caves of women

my lil soldier was all up in that bitches cave

by ryan dillon May 31, 2004

Roman Soldier

When someone is sleeping (more than likely from drinking a lot) and you put your penis over their nose to resemble the nose guard on a Greco-Roman Soldier’s helmet.

Jill got owned last night when he got the Roman Soldier by Jack last night!

by RobSisRex March 24, 2008

soldier

One who guarantees the constitutional rights for all citizens of the United States. Death is no obstacle to protect the American way of life.

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who guarantees Freedom of the Press.

by Some other guy September 23, 2005

Roman Soldier Helmet

A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.

When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".

by Sebas1266 January 21, 2006

sold my shares

To quit, or give up on something. Either while it's still hot, or when you first realize it's going to shit.

1) I just sold my shares in Christina.
2) "So I heard you sold your shares in McJob"

by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

spoada

Unlike "spoda", A spoada is used to desribe anyone who is not doing what they are supposed to, or "spoada" be doing. This is a universal term for all races and not specified and/or reserved for blacks. It can be used among whites, latinos, whops, and asians just as nigga is exclusivly used among blacks.

Look at that spoada over there, he has no idea what he is doing. I hope he knows he aint spoada do that.

by Mike Schiavoni April 13, 2007

splodey pants

pampers full o' poo.

Oh Cameron, you've got some massive, stinky splodey pants!

by knittzilla January 2, 2008