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Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.
I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.
by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022
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Sock-sniffer

Someone of pudding ethnic culture (mostly used as a slur.)
I can't deal with you today, sock-sniffer.
by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023
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saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.
Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.
by DCor April 22, 2023
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Packet sniffer

A computer program designed to intercept and analyze network traffic, enabling users to capture and inspect data packets flowing across a network (i.e. internet). People use packet sniffers for troubleshooting, network analysis, but more often than not it is used for unauthorized purposes such as eavesdropping and gathering sensitive information on an unsecured network (think public WiFi hotspots). Popular packet sniffer programs include Wireshark, Tcpdump and Snort.
Concerned about his roommate's secretive behavior, Mark decided to employ a packet sniffer program on their shared Wi-Fi network, hoping to uncover any hidden online activities or personal information being intercepted without consent.
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Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.
My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.
by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023
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finger sniffer

One who sniffs their finger. Usually after they itch an unclean crevice on their body.
Aaron stuck his finger in his nut cheese and promptly smelled it. Aaron, you silly finger sniffer.
by Captain Cheesy-poof July 12, 2023
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snu snu sniffer

lining crack in between someone else’s pussy flaps and snorting it.
“bro i have some crack”

“yo you’re a snu snu sniffer?”
by weinerstrainer October 12, 2023
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