sneaky swap

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"

"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."

by Tankkard December 25, 2013

sneaky sneku

used to describe a person who is so sneaky that nobody can see him, a bit like a snake, but not a snake.

Person 1: Hi there!
Person 2: I just stole your pants.
Person 1: (looks down and sees his pants gone)
Person 1: (looks up and sees Person 2 gone)
Person 1: WTF OMG THAT SNEAKY SNEKU

by 3rekt4u January 19, 2017

sneaky poop

Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.

Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.

Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.

by GirlzDontPoop March 1, 2015

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023

Sneaky torpedo

A poo that enters the water without making a sound or noise.

"That shit was so big, it was a sneaky torpedo"
"No Poseidons kiss here, that was a sneaky torpedo"

by SpongeBob1983 March 12, 2018

Sneaky-Fat

An adjective used to describe a person who has the general shape and build of a thin person (as in the face, arms, and legs) but has a pot belly and/or fat ass. Often, these people will wear baggy clothes so that their fat parts are concealed, making them appear thin.

I thought that Tom was a stick, then he leaned back to yawn and I saw his stomach. He's sneaky-fat.

by Steve Barichko January 14, 2009

Sneaky skunk

While a female is in doggy style position she farts in the nose of her partner as his tounge is buried deep inside her snatch.

The dirty bitch gave me a sneaky skunk while I was ploughing her pussy with my tounge

by Condoar October 20, 2015