smorgborg

A nickname to call your friend!

“What’s up dude!” Hey smorgborg!

by Maritari January 13, 2024

smorgasbroading

After eating food while sitting on the couch and your dog tries to eat all the crumbs you dropped on yourself.

Dog, how many times do I have to tell you smorgasbroading is not allowed! Stop hoovering my chest!

by Julezinator November 20, 2023

smorgasbord

going absolutely ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

smorgasbord

Going absolute ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

Testosterone Smorgishboard

When the number of men is excessively higher than the number of women. Term used in disqust that there aren't more women around. Similar to a sausagefest.

At a party, a man walks in only to see ten guys there so far...

"What kinda party is this? We've got a testosterone smorgishboard going on in here.

by Kberrbaby July 17, 2009

horsie smorgle

A girl like grandma carol who is always ready to pounce on the next man she sees. She is ugly and horrendous but will never give up on men.

what a horsie smorgle dude.

by poop stain in the house56789 January 27, 2017

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017