by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.
Persian smoothie
Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
by Leapstone November 11, 2024

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy
by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016

I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.
by kingbee921 June 13, 2019

by stom December 27, 2014

Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022
