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Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in
This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie
by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
mugGet the Persian Smoothiemug.

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.
Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.
by Leapstone November 11, 2024
mugGet the Soapy Smoothiemug.

Oreo Smoothie

During the sexual act of anal, the male hits climax and ejaculates into the females rectum. Later on, the female will the defecait creating what is known as a oreo smoothie Yummy
Jenny just made me an oreo smoothie, I can't believe how delicious it is!
by Sack of Wine May 8, 2016
mugGet the Oreo Smoothiemug.

smoothie talk

this weird like video thing this kid I went to school with keeps doing. idk will prob unfollow.
I wish Robbie would stop smoothie talk and use instagram as it instagods intended it to be. Me posting pics of myself being a basic bitch.
by kingbee921 June 13, 2019
mugGet the smoothie talkmug.

smoothie

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 27, 2014
mugGet the smoothiemug.

Man Smoothie

Man Smoothie is figurative language for cumming a lot. It’s so much cum that one might call it a smoothie.
My partner calls me Man Smoothie because I cum a lot in her mouth and she enjoys it. She told me it is the yummiest smoothie known to man kind.
by TheawesomeCheese April 13, 2022
mugGet the Man Smoothiemug.

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