smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded

14:06:06: [e-mail]: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: [e-mail]: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add [e-mail] 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!



that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: [e-mail]: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: [e-mail]: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: [e-mail]: cool. me too!

by omgwhy January 6, 2009

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

Fire-Starter

A girl that dates a guy that later comes out of the closet ( announces his 'gayness').

Julie: Hey, LeAnn, what ever happened to that guy you were datin'?

LeAnn: Haven't you heard, he dates Mike now.

Julie: You mean he's gay.

LeAnn: Yeah, so is the ex before him. They hooked up.
Julie: Dang girl, you're a fire-starter!

by LeAnn C January 19, 2008

smarten up

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance

then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)

by pookie3456 November 3, 2006

Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014

sparter

A guy who leans forward and farts in your face when you are bench pressing.

Tom asked Pete to be his spotter when he went to bench 210# but Pete turned into a sparter when he leaned in and farted.

by Pete August 23, 2003