SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.

Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.

by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008

Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

Smarterchild

The biggest perverted fuckwit ever

Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

by Cessusbangy Ben P October 14, 2007

sharted

when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out

oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts

by paul t. January 27, 2004

smart

Someone who knows the difference between:

there, their and they're
its and it's
etc.

Smart:

Mommy, what are those half-naked women doing on the corner over there? Well honey, they're trying to make money to feed their babies.

Not-so-smart:

Something me and you are probably not.
Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.

soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.

by NeverStopLearning November 9, 2007

Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.

Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!

by Påsan March 16, 2009

Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu

Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."

by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009