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Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017
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Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman
James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all
by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022
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Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in
This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie
by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
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stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.
After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.
by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015
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Smoothie

A person with no pubic hair under the age of 13.
Chase enjoyed watching the smoothies at the splash pad.
by Borrini June 15, 2018
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Hill Smoothie

A hill smoothie is when you chew up grass in your mouth and proceed to mother bird it into your significant others mouth.
I heard Jessica made Sam a hill smoothie yesterday at the park.
by Ilikewhiteteddybears March 16, 2021
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Iced Mangmallow Smoothie

A delightfully delicious blend of fresh mango, ice and marshmallow fluff. Invented, patented, trademarked and copyrighted by Kyle Francis on the 2nd of July, 2017. This heavenly libation had an attempted copyright infringement by a degenerate only known by the initials C.L. shortly after it's inception.
Clay Lundy, don't even play like you've tasted Kyle Francis's epicurean masterpiece, the Iced Mangmallow Smoothie.
by SoFla's Special K July 2, 2017
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