ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it
yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica
by teeth wrinkles January 01, 2022
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V8 Smoothies

A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023
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Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up
by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 27, 2022
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Smoothie King

Smoothie King is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022
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Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
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Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give
J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly
by Bagghagg June 04, 2021
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Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
by ismelldinonuggie January 02, 2021
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