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slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.
He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!
by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016
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southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.
There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.
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Slow ghost

Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.
Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.
by Driiiizyyy September 4, 2019
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Slow Pitcher

A Poo That Takes Ages To Leave The Anus.
John was on the Toilet for an hour, he was faced by a Slow Pitcher.
by Steve Nichols October 8, 2010
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The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
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Slow up

Comparable to "hold on" or "hold up". Said in a state of confusion to someone saying something that you not quite following.
"Did you know birds die when they have sex?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, well the one I fucked did."
"Slow up, what?"
by Kaperonis September 5, 2021
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The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.
Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.
by Creamy1 September 9, 2018
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