National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Womens Sports

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.

Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!

by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011

jean shorts

The official attire of the students and fans of the University of Florida at Gainesville (UFAG)

The whole world knows that gator fans wear jean shorts. It's common knowledge.

by Urban Meyer September 4, 2007

slort

definition: a whore in between two sluts
background: a slort is a combination of slut and Whore where the beginning of the word starts with "sl" of slut, then goes to "or" of whore then ends at "t" of slut

dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base

by pendejo April 13, 2004

SportsNation Sensation

Michelle Beadle of Sports Nation official nickname.

Your joined with Colin and the SportsNation Sensation!!

by Gregus Maximus November 13, 2009

sports gal

ESPN's Bill Simmons wife. She usually writes about sports in the middle of The Sports Guy column, with a feminine touch and usually talking celebrity gossips and non-sports related stuff.
She had her own picks for the 2006-2007 NFL season and even beat her sports' fanatic husband at it.
As of 2007, she will be a regular on both ABC.com and ESPN.com with a column about the new season of 'The Bachelor'.

-Dude, did you read the new Sports Guy column on ESPN.com ?? It is hilarious.

-No, I didn't. I'm looking forward though to read The Sports Gal picks for the games this weekend.

by theriotfish April 8, 2007