Slappy Ending

When a male ejaculates into his own hand, and slaps his partners face with the cum filled palm.

I bet when Christopher Walken is done banging Melissa McCarthy, he pulls out, finishes himself off, and gives her a good hard Slappy Ending

by TheSlappening November 15, 2016

sloppy sausage dog

When a woman is giving 2 guys a blow job at the same time and their peckers overlapped one another in her mouth

Did you here about. Guber and Gobbler they got Sloppy Sausage Dogged by Gertrude at the party last night.

by Rebel200x January 27, 2017

Slappy Tickle

another word for a handjob

"what did you and molly do?"
"she gave me a slappy tickle"
"oh hell yeah"

by Tiny...Dick May 21, 2017

Slippery Spoon

The Slippery Spoon is an adventurous twist to the act of spooning with your significant other. The idea is first to get naked, then lay in the Spooning position. The person in front performs a subtle nudge, maybe in the form of wiggling her hips a little bit, or grinding ever so gently in an effort to tease until the person in back has a full on fucking raging hard on. If the room is a little warm, or you are under blankets, the sweat from the grinding and increased heart rate will add a little lubrication to said rager, and you will find your self in a Slippery Spoon. If sweat is not available, a little cunny juice would do the trick, some pre-cum, or best yet, fucking spit on to your hand and rub it on your cock in an effort to create a frictionless shaft that you can grind between her ass cheeks. If you are lucky, you may get the tip of your wick in her cunny, or even in her asshole, which most assuredly will provide some extra pleasure for both of you in the Slippery Spoon.

Slippery Spooning can also happen after sex if you lay with your woman and your cum and cunny juice covered dick rests nicely between those two beautiful ass cheeks, usually resulting in more fucking.

The Slippery Spoon.... says it all.

by Slocat December 22, 2017

slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.

“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”

by Woaks May 29, 2018

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018

Sloppy notebook

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018