serve up

to deal drugs, usually cannabis

if you want any skunk then i'm serving up

by KORG July 1, 2005

Car Service

When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.

"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."

"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."

by JBell15 December 1, 2009

lip service

To say something just for the sake of something or someone else

The boy paid his father lip service but as usual went and did his own thing.

by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004

Service Charge

The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.

Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014

Dead Server

A server that has been abandoned, and nobody is on except you. Commonly seen in older games that were the first to get online such as Dues Ex, Halo, Doom. On a Dead Server, you feel lonely.

Man, I went to play Dues Ex online on my old computer, but all I saw were Dead Servers.

by Further Intel February 1, 2009

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010

the servando special

another term for midnight masturbation

Guy 1: oh hey guys come right in
Guy 2 :Hey so are we going to go bowling or what?
Guy 1: yeah just let me finish up my the servando special first

by jdimndtrcks December 22, 2010