Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

by Ginger Jo Guess October 25, 2012

Slap Dap

Going from a hand slap to a sideways dap when greeting someone.

"Its slap dap, Hand slap then come back with the fist"

by GreenDewde December 09, 2011

Shaurya Slap

When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.

Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!

by Reaganomics February 28, 2008

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ October 04, 2005

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 20, 2009

bitch slapped

The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.

You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!

by Aedan May 18, 2004

skank slap

like a bitch slap but only better. It hurts more since skanks are considered bitches but only worse. Use all your power when you skank slap someone.

Ann: OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH
Lisa: So why dont you bitch slap her
Ann: I cant bitch slap her because she is a skank so i will give her a powerful SKANK SLAP across the face

by original gal July 11, 2008