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Skinny Chicken

Reference by a retailer or landlord (especially by landlords!) to a person who is chronically impoverished, problematic to deal with, and is considered to be worth little or nothing to the business; usually this person presents a LOSS to a landlord or retailer.

Retail: This is someone who is poor but incredibly demanding and time-consuming customer who doesn't want to pay and/or haggles a lot. Refers to a customer who buys things that are the loss-leaders or hangs out soaking staff for time and effort and ends up trying to cadge unauthorized discounts.

Landlords: A tenant who is full of problems and requires a lot of effort or rescheduling to collect rent from. Refers especially to those who are struggling to make ends meet, and is used as an insult. This is the tenant who bounces from eviction to eviction, paying only what is required to get in the door and then does not pay until evicted.
"Don't waste your time offering him a coupon; that skinny chicken wants everything cheap.
"I will be taking that skinny chicken to eviction court next week, ugh, so sick of them stealing time."
by raeb3 August 31, 2017
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skinny slipping

When a person have the urge to lather themselves in Vaseline/Lube and slid into or on things
He's skinny slipping right into her tonight
by Cardiovascular disease February 26, 2017
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save it skinny

OMG yes Gaga I love your ouchfit! Save it skinny!
by yasskwayne April 24, 2017
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Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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skinny lettuce

Typically young white teenage boys who fap pain free time. They also call themselves skinny lettuce for no known reason. Typically dates she-he type people. Very antisocial and strange.
Sexy beast: I'm so glad Skinny lettuce isn't in any of my classes.
Random Babe: OMG me too! Skinny lettuce is suchhhh a freak!!!
by Realdeal34 December 30, 2014
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Night Skinny

When the moon hasn’t eaten all day. most commonly occurs in the beginning of the lunar phase when the moon is in a crescent shape.
Look at how night skinny the moon is
Wow she’s really good!
by clown socks June 13, 2021
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skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it
person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum
by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020
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