The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

The Shining

Hallorann in the Shining, talked about how he and his grandmother "carried on a conversation without ever opening their mouth or moving their lips." It was called shining. " The movie also hints what causes the shining, and that it is painful and unwanted.

The shining can be translated into two parts. "No fish monkey gloves that live with their parents." From Darwin, people could think earth adapts from fish to monkey and people could be clinging to their kids two much and they don't want them to become successful through adaption.

by MicaiahM1989 January 18, 2023

Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023

shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.

Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!

by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023

Nut-skinning

Where you take your/others ballsack and drape the skin from your sack and put the skin on your face

We should try nut-skinning tonight

by hundexnyh April 28, 2024

Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018