Ass shorts

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.
The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.
by BoobyWooby69420 December 31, 2021
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YouTube Shorts

YouTube Shorts are a type of content introduced around 2019 in order to concurrence Tiktok. The principle of Shorts are to post videos that last less than 60 seconds. Generally, YouTube Shorts seem to perform better than traditional videos. The only problem is that YouTube Shorts doesn't have an algorithm, meaning that scams and fake news videos can be recommended to you. Hopefully, YouTube introduces patches to regulate Shorts.
Person 1: Today, I'll publish a Short on YouTube Shorts.
The next day...
Person 1: Oh my god! I got a million views on my short!
Person 2: Why are my Shorts better than my long videos?
by SlammerGaming0 October 13, 2023
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Short-ist

n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.
Whatever you do don't visit Fisherman's Wharf. It's full of Short-ists.
by Style_Foot July 17, 2013
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Short up

by Dewyy September 11, 2022
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Kabuki shorts

A word used to describe any pair of shorts that are above the bottom of the butt cheek. Shorts like these started popping up here and there around the early 2000's but are now getting more popular. Can be seen frequently in California, Georgia, Texas, Nevada, Florida, and Hawaii.

-"Really Short Shorts" on Google images
Guy: "Damn, dem kabuki shorts be hella tight on a bitch."

Girl 1 wearing kabuki shorts: "Gurl, we's be looken' like a hoochie in these kabuki shorts. But shit, we looken hella sexy!"

Friend 4: "Kabuki shorts at an outdoor party... And a nigga got nerve to tell me she ain't cold. Like really bitch."
by RealSh*t November 30, 2013
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Short-Texting

When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.
An Example of Short-Texting:

Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha

Texter2: Ya.

Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?

Texter2: No.

Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?

Texter2: Nothing.

Texter1:...

Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
by MrGuyMan11 July 08, 2009
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Short people

People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.
Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.
by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021
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