shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

Shmoodled

To be drunk, blitzed, blasted, smashed, crunk, mussed up, turnt, trashed, plastered, shit faced, sloshed, and in all ways fucked up.

We got completely shmoodled last night on that bottle of Pink Whitney

by PattyBerz December 3, 2019

Chef Shmoyle

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Shmootie

A girl who is a smut and down to fuck.

The shmootie came out of the room after fucking 9 guys.

by BrooklynPat May 8, 2010

shmock mucker

Synonym of the expletive cocksucker which can be said in mixed company to avoid offending others.

Hey kids, did you see that shmock mucker run the red light?

by BJ Morley July 6, 2006