session

To practice breakdancing.

Hey, let's go to Dorian's house and session!

by zzzzxyz January 10, 2009

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

by CLaiming June 18, 2011

session

probably the sickest verb ever invented, for skiers snowboarders, skaters and anyone really. it means, to take part in, have some (of) or to just use something

dude lets go session that rail

yo can i session some of that sandwich?

hey can i session some of your coke slurpee?

yo let me session some of that!

by parker Roe January 19, 2006

sessage

When marijuana is placed inside the skin of a sausage and smoked. Usually used when a users papers are low.
Similar to a spliff, only using sausage skin

At Jonos place we had no papers so Cameron made us the meanest sessage.

by Benismetal March 21, 2008

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004

5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

by High-on-AS January 13, 2008

session

A massive party usually a lot of alcohol and/or drugs and some loud music. Can involve drunken sing-a-longs.

There's a massive session in mine tomorrow night. Don't forget the beer bong and bongo's.

by AnnieG September 2, 2005