Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

Sichuan Sheet

H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.

"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."

"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"

by Joe Neubarth March 8, 2006

Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.

Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.

by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013

Sheath

v. To have sexual intercourse, but connoting female empowerment in the act.

n. A vagina

v. {girls drinking tea and reading cosmo together} "Sally did you and Tom, you know...?" "What, did I sheath him? Hell yeah I did. I sheathed him good and dirty."

n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is."

by A.F. Eminist March 30, 2009

Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.

In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.

by I love my sheets May 25, 2009

sheets of datta

someone that talks in a chav lingo that leaves your brain forever adicted

1: intit brav i is well cool !
2: wo!, someones met the sheets of datta

by LuckieClerk April 29, 2011

sheetz rough rider

high school aged rednecks who like to tailgate at sheetz gas station parking lots; most sheetz rough riders drive lifted pickup trucks or rice burners

the sheetz rough riders were revving their sick truck and ricer engines at 1 am in the sheetz parking lot

by 69anonymous6969 March 10, 2013