Marvin-Shamoo

Crazy hispanic SoB that does a bunch of running like cross country. Is in love with Paula-Heffer and goes very VERY crazy when around her.

marvin loves the heffer very much

by shamoo May 1, 2005

shampoodildo

sending pictures that were false. Usually a person who sends a picture around, making people believe its something else.

To send a shampoodildo picture pertending an object is really another being wide.

by Dr. knobal September 27, 2011

Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.

Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence

by nodman December 5, 2017

Shampooëren

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

by Helmop January 22, 2018

Shampoodead

Look how easy me mek a word breda a bean duh dis.

Shampoodead believed anything he saw on the internet.

by Beenie33 November 2, 2018

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020