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by Wanye kest 69 November 29, 2022
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taking the shaker

Going out and getting drunk. Partying, whilst intoxicated due to alcohol consumption.
She was out taking the shaker last night.
Do you want to come taking the shaker tonight?
by Shaker87 May 23, 2007
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anti-shagerversary

a custom practiced by idiot beautiful south african sweaty men having had a ploughmans lunch and moved trees but not recently been laid(one year plus time period).
dennis moved fifteen yew trees, nine beeches, and twelve pines. following this he indulged in cheddar cheese in vast quantities. he was a beautiful south african girl and as he bathed in the hot norfolk sun the village buffoon did sidle over from the bridge on which he sat with a large cucumber, or maybe a gherkin, noticing the dafter belter grafter. he did exclaim with much surprise "happy anti-shagerversary, now lets get in them there bushes and sort out that one year time period". dennis never had an anti-shagerversary again thanks to the joyful combination of much cheddar and large cucumber(or possibly the gherkin)!!!!!
by jenn ,lee ,and alexa December 27, 2008
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Nescafe bean shaker

British slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.

Nescafe (pronounced Nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who's ad on TV used a man (Gareth Hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)
You are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. Lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell 'wanker!' while curling your hand and moving in a fast wanking/jacking off motion.

You have just performed 'The Nescafe Bean Shaker'!!

Ben "I was driving this morning and some prick cut me up!"
Bill "What did you do?"
Ben "I give it the old Nescafe bean shaker out the window"
Bill "No really?! ha ha"
by Clintos May 25, 2007
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Samera

A Fuckgirl, she flirts with every man she sees. She takes other womens' men with a breeze.
Samera is flirting with my man, again!
by Sashabanks2167 June 3, 2017
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Samer

Samer is a misunderstood girl. She wants the best for everyone around her. She's been through some traumatic stuff, but if you're close you may get a lot of skinship from her. Her friends are like her drug, whenever she is around them she feels like she can do anything and all bad emotions disappear! Also is in denial that they are a submissive
Kyle: Samer gives the best hugs
Leo: I've never been hugged by Samer

Kyle: well, she must not like you lol
by Ooferer69 March 7, 2020
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shaderia

A very beautiful girl with a good sense of humor. She is very thoughtful and caring and will treat you like a baby like all the time. If she loves you she will never turn on you she's always there for you no matter what even if you were to mess up, you do not want to let her go cause she is a real one. Did i mention she has the most beautiful brown eyes.
Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: thats shaderia , she is one of the cute girls
Guy 1: you think i have a shot with her?
Guy 2: Nah you might get denied
by jdclassic September 15, 2020
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