Being clever, witty, silly and fun when getting into an awkward situation, meeting a new person or boss, or presenting a project or group activity.
I see you’ve been shading your way through those group presentations!
Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
Man I wasn’t sure how you would do meeting the new VP of sales but you really shaded your way through that.
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(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
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He think he so cool with his short hair and losing weightness.
But let me tell you something bout Usman.
Ever since Usman got money, he changed.
He think he on the game, but he ain't even know people laughing at him.
He don't know who he is until he had a vasectomy, sitting there holding his crown jewels looking at his mom saying why you do this to me mom.
He think he so cool with his short hair and losing weightness.
But let me tell you something bout Usman.
Ever since Usman got money, he changed.
He think he on the game, but he ain't even know people laughing at him.
He don't know who he is until he had a vasectomy, sitting there holding his crown jewels looking at his mom saying why you do this to me mom.
me: ay mang joe, what you doing tonight?
joe: mang i bout to blaze it.
me: stop being an Usman, you lame just like an Usman Shahid.
joe: I'm so good at this Madden and I just hit the gym.
me: Stop Usman, you wack. You suck at all sports games and you think you so cool lifting. Yo call your laywer, delete facebook, and hit the gym.
joe: mang i bout to blaze it.
me: stop being an Usman, you lame just like an Usman Shahid.
joe: I'm so good at this Madden and I just hit the gym.
me: Stop Usman, you wack. You suck at all sports games and you think you so cool lifting. Yo call your laywer, delete facebook, and hit the gym.
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A style of shading (commonly used in comic books and anime) which depicts materials with up to three banded or posterized colours.
Guy1: Dude, how many shades of orange should the character's hair be?
Guy2: Make it three: amber, yellow-orange and peaking white for the gloss effect.
Guy1: So tritone shading it is?
Guy2: Yip.
Guy2: Make it three: amber, yellow-orange and peaking white for the gloss effect.
Guy1: So tritone shading it is?
Guy2: Yip.
by theGeniusMan June 4, 2017
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