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jetrosexual

being bi-sexual and also having a sexual relationship with a cow and or pig.
Hannah is Jetrosexual.
by LU-LU May 13, 2005
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metrosexual

An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.
A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 16, 2008
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metrosexual

A heterosexual male who, displays the feminine qualities of a homosexual. These men are secure with publicly displaying their feminine side, and spend excessive money on their physical appearance.
I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons:
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
by Alexander Bradley December 18, 2003
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Retrosexual

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".
Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.
by Djduckie August 31, 2005
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Metrosexual

Male person who believes Men should look after appearance as much as most Women do.

Nothing to do with having a feminine side or wearing tight pants.
" I like to look good because my girlfriend looks good for me so I will look good for her"
by powersoccer April 6, 2005
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metrosexual

basically a straight guy who acts gay
"is Bo gay?"
"No, he's metrosexual."
by popcornk June 7, 2016
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Metrosexual

The term that a man uses to say that he embraces the homosexual lifestyle but is not gay. Which means if you are trying to say that you are metrosexual is that your actually gay but haven't come out of the closet.
I Rick "Jewbaby" Perez am a metrosexual from birth.
by Stickitinrick June 26, 2008
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