Sinha Search

Washed up minor celebrity desperately searches Google to find any reference about them in the tabloid press.

After Bobby Seagull got an MBE, there was a desperate Sinha Search to find out if the Chase Christmas Special had more viewers than a documentary about paint.

by FredHart December 31, 2025

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Searching for copper wire coils

Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception

I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.

by Bairlyfunny May 31, 2024

search bait

Any social media video (likely on TikTok) whose entire purpose is to “bait” the viewer into searching a specific term or phrase, likely NSFW topics/accounts.

Geoffrey: “Hey, did you see jang’s new video about things you should never search up?”
Victor: “I honestly hate hate his videos - all he’s doing is creating search bait.”

by salcruzzle June 6, 2025

Bored Searching

The Act of being so bored that you search up the most random things or tutorials on how to do the most random shit

Brian grew so bored playing football with the boys that he went home to try and see what's on netflix only for there to be nothing good so he grew so bored he was bored searching. he searched up out of boredom "how to eat butter with a shovel"

by peptobismoladdict June 10, 2025