scapegoat

contrary to popular belief, this is actually a goat who is trained in the art of escapology.

Man, I tried locking my friends goat in a box but it turns out it was a scapegoat

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Scalper

A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price

Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals

However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events

Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

3 to 8 scale

with 1-10 being the typical scale for rating anything that comes to mind, the 3 to 8 scale rates in the same way but limits you to the number 3 for a minimum to emphasize the extreme negativity of 1 and 2, and limits you to a maximum of 8, to emphasize the superiority of the numbers 9 and 10.

person 1: "that bitch is fine"
person 2: "3 to 8 scale?"
person 1: "damn i dunno...probably a 9."

by Nuggahdamus December 1, 2011

Asian Grading Scale

Asian=
1) A = Average
2) B = Below Average
3) C = Cant come for dinner
4) D = Don't come home
5) E = Even a dog can do better than u
6) F = Failure to ur parents and ancestors

Asian Kid: ALAMAK
Other kid: What's wrong?
Asian Kid: I GOT A B
Other Kid: In the Asian Grading Scale that's below Average right-
Asian Kid: YES ;-;
Other Kid: Good luck dude

by Ice Better September 23, 2021

binary scale

A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no

Greg: Eh... I'd say say Sarah is a 5 in my book.

Jeff: Yeah but shes a 1 on the binary scale

by JRo July 30, 2008

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

An electronic scale to define how good looking a female is. It is very offensive, so please don't use it unless your targeted female allows you to (wife, girlfriend, sister, cousin, friend, etc.). No decimals, only 10 numbers, 1-10. To check how good looking your targeted female is, place the scale on her body (anywhere) and wait for results. I recommend the latest models such as the Apple iDetectBeauty or the Microsoft Feminine 2 for the best accuracy. Works best as 100% battery. 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),s detect every part of a woman's body, the proportion of it, and how delectable it is, including the "sexual parts," face, eyes, hair, legs, arms, nose, lips, stomach, etc. Only more expensive models detect clothes. "1-10 Female attractiveness scale" is the traditional, non-electronic way, while "1-10 Female attractiveness scale)," is what I am defining right now.

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
0: ERROR...Male
1: Disgusting
2: Hideous
3: Ugly
4: Unattractive
5: Plain
6: Presentable
7: Pretty
8: Attractive
9: Beautiful
10: Gorgeous
11: ERROR...Perfect

"Hot" and "Sexy" are 8.5s, while "Cute" is a 6.5, but as I said: no decimals.

by lilzor November 27, 2016

scale

Another way to say fish scale. Very high quality cocain.

Yo that scale is FIRE. Im zooted.

by RanDizzel November 14, 2007